best of craigslist : Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

I kind of love this.  via jaschu:

I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I’m willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, “Ahha, we meet again”. That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: $350 up front

  1. heavycritters reblogged this from cultrvultr and added:
    This is great. Although
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    I kind of love this.
  6. avocado-roll reblogged this from livejamie and added:
    was more evil so that...could take this guy’s offer up. All
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    your own six month battle...And think about how well you’d get
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    seen this before, it’s one...favorite best of’s.
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    /another fight club reject
  17. thillythenny reblogged this from jhnbrssndn and added:
    Hahaha… my name abbreviates to a snake sound… what could be better?
  18. jhnbrssndn reblogged this from thillythenny and added:
    Sorry, thth: I think my British accent’s more convincing than yours…
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    Damn! You evil, vile man! This is a day you’ll regret forevah! MUAHAHAHAHAHA…hahaha….hah…. *cough cough* hahahahahaha…....
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